Is Brian Cashman trying to assemble a championship contender here or a boy band?
Are they trying to reach the demographic girls ages 11-15, that baseball has coveted for so long yet failed to reach?
Derek......Alex........Jorge...........Johnny..........OH MY!!!!!
Can't you just hear the shrill squeals of young girls across the major leagues? The Yankees are going to lead the majors in at least two categories, panties peeld and women's undergarments hurled (men's included if interleague play brings them to San Francisco).
I pity the poor field level box season ticket holders in Tampa Bay (both of them) when the lingerie starts flying. Oh, the humanity!!!
No wonder the Yankees suck lately. How'd they let Nomar get away, he's not cute enough? Too married to fit the image? Maybe Mia put her foot down, or threatened to reinjure his groin if he went with the Pretty Boys, uh Yankees. I guess she would know where the groin lives.
The media guide for '06 is going to look like Tiger Beat magazine. And the press entourage will certainly have to include a gossip columnist or two. This will give new meaning to the question, Who's hot on the Yankees? I mean who cares about batting averages, right? Overrated stat anyway. It's gonna be all about who's scoring on this team, baby.
That's the hot stove report, yes indeed, getting hotter.