That would be just grand. Canseco undercover in Major League lockerrooms as a bat-boy? Equipment Manager? Clubhouse flunkie? How would this work, Jose? You're not in the game anymore. You presumably can't name anymore names than you used up to sell your book or promote yourself can you?
What, you would be an improvement over Bud Selig and his cronies? Ouch, you got me there, they've only uncovered one case this ear so far. More entertaining too? Can't argue with you there.
OK, Jose, you got the job big guy? One last question, can you bring the girl to the press conferences? Thanks, Jose.
Maybe you can help OJ with his search too, in your spare time. He doesn't seem to be making much progress. Doing just enough it seems to stay out of jail.
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