DID PAUL LODUCA GET GOOD WOOD ON THIS?

Or maybe he just whiffed on his marriage. Whatever, old dude.

This story remind me of the Aesop fable of the dog with the steak in his mouth who runs over a bridge and sees his reflection in the water, another dog with a steak, so he barks at the dog to try to get the second steak, only he loses his steak as it drops in the water. That's the first thing I thought of when I saw the story. No really, it was. Dang, the chick's not all that hot.

So anyway, he's trading in his drop-dead gorgeous wife for this? For what, stimulating conversation? I though catchers were supposed to be smart. OMG, whatever dude.

"This is your wife? OMG she's hot and junk. OMG, old dude, you have a wife? Whatever, I'm out of here, I have to go to the mall and get my nails done. Later, old dude." Stimulating. Where does one sign up for this type of deal?

Hope you can keep up the gambling jones on half your ass(ets). Cause you just gave the soon to be ex-Mrs. Paulie LoDuca a "Grab half your assets and skate out of this so-called marriage FREE" card. You might want to grab your checkbook Mr. LoDuca. You'll be hearing that a lot in the near future.