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Saturday, October 27, 2007
MORE STEROID MADNESS
Steroid use in high-school has risen slightly over the past few years.
Statistics from National Institute on Drug Abuse Monitoring the Future Survey
As we look forward to the post-season release of the Mitchell Report and the blockbuster names he is believed to be ready to link to the Steroid Era, comes these two conflicting messages regarding the extent of the problem in sports and society.
Our local paper, the Daily Herald did a great article on Tom Lemming who scouts high school football prospects and publishes the Prep Football Report. Lemming estimates that between "15% to 20% of high school players use steroids to bulk up and that half of college and pro players use the stuff while pro football looks the other way."
Those are huge numbers at the college and professional level considering that they test for PED use. In fact the NFL was lauded for its strong steroids policy by Congress and the media when all the major sports were called to task for their policies and procedures regarding PED use is sports.
Now some in the national media did pick up on Lemming estimate for high school use and use their imagination and statistical hocus-pocus to extrapolate the 15-20% number nationwide without thinking that: 1) Lemming's number is his own personal estimate based on observation of presumably elite football programs and players. My guess is the use is higher among these programs for obvious reasons, but to then extrapolate these numbers across the board would be a bit misleading 2) by nature estimating numbers for underground or black market activities is inherently inaccurate by nature.
When we have reported numbers of high school athletes use of steroids running anywhere from 5-7% in some studies or surveys to as high as 20-25% in others, it becomes hard to get a firm grip on the extent and magnitude of the problem. Imagine if policy makers had to make decisions based on reported unemployment numbers that varied in magnitude from 5-25%. It would be impossible to make coherent decisions when the numbers are that uncertain.
To illustrate, the same day I read the Herald article, this appears in Time magazine.
Steroids: Not just for Athletes by Michael D. Lemoncik
http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1671137,00.html
Anyone who follows the news probably has a picture of the typical steroid user: an elite athlete — a home-run hitter, say — trying to get an edge on the competition, or a high-school or college kid who wants desperately to get into the pros.
But while those cases make headlines, the stereotype turns out to be largely off base, according to a new study published online in the Journal of the International Society of Sports Nutrition. In a web-based survey of nearly 2,000 self-prescribed steroid users (the stuff has legitimate medical uses as well, such as correcting hormone imbalances), it turns out that the typical user isn't a competitive athlete at all. He (and it's pretty much always "he") is a highly educated professional, about 30 years old, who doesn't participate in organized sports at all — and never has. He uses steroids to build muscle, increase strength and look good. And he does it, not as an easy, stand-alone shortcut to body modification, but as a supplement to a carefully planned regimen of diet and exercise. In short, says one internist: "They're gym rats."
So again, I think we need to get more accurate picture of the extent and nature of the problem before we make policy decisions. As we have seen however, some states have already taken action in some cases just to show that they were doing something, anything. It would be better for all concerned of the take EFFECTIVE action, then just taking action for the sake of appearances.
Maybe Bud Selig could enchance his reputation with the national media if he simply ignored the PED problem in his league a la the NFL commissioners present and past or if he pulled a David Stern, who dealt with his cheating in sports scandal and simply changed the rules of the game ex post facto rather than punish those who knowingly broke the rules.
Stern's reaction to punishing those 20 some odd refs who knowingly cavorted in casinos counter to the NBA's rules should have been similar to what baseball did to Pete Rose, instead we say oops, the rule was bad, we'll let them slide and simply change the rules. And the "guardians of the integrity of the game" in the media, who would have crucified baseball, cheered him on. What sort of parallel universe are we living in when this kind of stupidity and hypocrisy goes unchecked?
To mimic Denzel Washington's character Joe Miller in "Philadelphia" (1993), "Now, explain it to me like I'm a four-year-old."
Graphs from National Institute of Drug Abuse:
Judging by these graphs, maybe we should be much more concerned with high-school kids using ecstasy. On a positive note, I saw the first PSA on methamphetamine use on TV this week, so maybe the folks who are charged with fighting drug abuse amongst our nations youth are actually reading some of their own data and attacking the problems in areas that are truly a problem rather than tilting at windmills.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
SPRINGSTEEN CONCERT REVIEW - OCTOBER 22ND @ UNITED CENTER
"AMERICAN LAND" - FROM AN EARLIER PERFORMANCE - NOT LAST NIGHT
Well, The Boss did play to the left as I thought, but he also played to the right and to the heart and mind as well, in a way that only he can do. The band put a glorious end to the show with "American Land" from the Seeger album. A truly wonderful song about what this nations history is all about.
The set list (listed below) included some older classics like "Candy's Room", "She's the One" and "Spirit in the Night" ,as well as a sprinkling of the traditional headliners "Prove It All Night", "Promised Land", "Badlands", and back to back the two greatest rock and roll songs of all time "Thunder Road" and "Born to Run".
Ledra was glad when he played "Dancing in the Dark" since, as she said, it's the only song he does that she knows all the words to. My advice as always, is to learn the words, they're not hard to find. It would cement his well earned reputation as the greatest, most-prolific, most socially relevant songwriter of all time, as well as the best live performer in rock and roll history.
The offerings from "Magic" were awesome, "Living in the Future" was rocking, "Devil's Arcade" with it's drilling down of the devastating effects of war on the individual was the best of the message songs. "Last to Die" was very good followed by "Long Walk Home".
The Boss played to the crowd as usual, posing for pictures as he played to the back of the stage and keeping every area of the arena involved and engaged. It must have been on the set list to start, but a 12-year old boy in the front row had a sign that said "play Thunder Road" and Bruce recognized the kid and his family before introducing the song, which was the first encore.
The crowd was quite a mix of folks my age and older (to be expected) as well as a surprising number that did not appear to have been born when "Born to Run was released. A tribute to the Boss and the bands staying power. A woman in front of us brought her son, to witness and it appeared as if a guy behind us brought his daughter, or maybe he just has an oversupply of Viagra and a six-figure income. But it was cool to see parents bring their kids to pass on the bands legacy rather than just tell them about it because, I've always felt, a Springsteen concert needs to be experienced in person to be truly appreciated. Words or reviews just do not do it justice.
Again, I thought "American Land" just brought the house down and concluded another awesome Springsteen concert. The Boss still rules. Bruce for President!!!
Setlist:
Radio Nowhere
Prove It All Night
Lonesome Day
Gypsy Biker
Magic
Reason to Believe
Candy's Room
She's the One
Livin' in the Future
The Promised Land
Tunnel of Love
Spirit in the Night
Darlington County
Devil's Arcade
The Rising
Last to Die
Long Walk Home
Badlands
ENCORES:
Thunder Road
Born to Run
Dancing in the Dark
American Land
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American Land Notes:
AMERICAN LAND©
Live 22 Jun 2006 version
What is this land of America, so many travel there
I'm going now while I'm still young, my darling meet me there
Wish me luck my lovely, I'll send for you when I can
And we'll make our home in the American land
Over there all the woman wear silk and satin to their knees*
And children dear, the sweets, I hear, are growing on the trees*
Gold comes rushing out the river straight into your hands*
If you make your home in the American land*
There's diamonds in the sidewalks, there's gutters lined in song
Dear I hear that beer flows through the faucets all night long
There's treasure for the taking, for any hard working man
Who will make his home in the American land
I docked at Ellis Island in a city of light and spire
I wandered to the valley of red-hot steel and fire****
We made the steel that built the cities with the sweat of our two hands
And I made my home in the American land
There's diamonds in the sidewalk, there's gutters lined in song
Dear I hear that beer flows through the faucets all night long
There's treasure for the taking, for any hard working man
Who will make his home in the American land
The McNicholas, the Posalski's, the Smiths, Zerillis too**
The Blacks, the Irish, the Italians, the Germans and the Jews
The Puerto Ricans, illegals, the Asians, Arabs miles from home***-*****
Come across the water with a fire down below******
They died building the railroads, worked to bones and skin
They died in the fields and factories, names scattered in the wind
They died to get here a hundred years ago, they're dyin' now
The hands that built the country we're all trying to keep down
There's diamonds in the sidewalk, there's gutters lined in song
Dear I hear that beer flows through the faucets all night long
There's treasure for the taking, for any hard working man
Who will make his home in the American land
Who will make his home in the American land
Who will make his home in the American land
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On the last 3 shows of the Summer 2006 US leg of The Seeger Sessions tour, Bruce opened the set with a new song referred to as AMERICAN LAND:
22 Jun 2006 at Madison Square Garden, New York City, NY (the above lyrics refer to that performance)
24 Jun 2006 at PNC Bank Arts Center, Holmdel, NJ
25 Jun 2006 at PNC Bank Arts Center, Holmdel, NJ (* this verse was omitted on this show)
AMERICAN LAND was reported to be rehearsed with the Seeger Sessions band on 19 Sep 2006 at the Paramount Theatre, Asbury Park, NJ, during the fall 2006 European leg private rehearsals. The song was the show closer for every show during that fall 2006 leg.
** "Zirilli" is Bruce's mother's surname from Italy. Thanks Stefano Barbero for noting this.
** On 19 Oct 2006 at Plaza De Toros Las Ventas, Madrid, Spain, Springsteen also added "the Spanish". Thanks Pa for that note.
** On 30 Oct 2006 at Globe Arena, Stockholm, Sweden, Springsteen replaces "the Jews" by "the Swedes". Thanks Björn Dahlman for that note.
This live 22 Jun 2006 version of the song was released on We Shall Overcome: The Seeger Sessions - American Land Edition in Oct 2006.
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Springsteen wrote " American Land " and performed it in New York and New Jersey . The song was inspired by "He Lies in the American Land ," a poem by a Slovakian immigrant steelworker that Pete Seeger later translated and set to music.
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http://bruce.orel.ws/seegersessions/songs/american_land.html
American Land is an original Bruce Springsteen composition. There are no prior recordings of this song.
Notes: In 1947, Andrew Kovaly taught Pete Seeger a song he had written in Slovakian, called "I Lie in the American Land ." The song told the true story of a co-worker of Kovaly's who had immigrated to Pittsburgh from Slovakia, saved enough money to send for his family, but was killed in a mine accident before the family arrived. Seeger recorded an English version of the song, called "He Lies in the American Land "; that song inspired the story told in Bruce Springsteen's " American Land ."
The music for " American Land " is Celtic in feel. Although no specific song has been identified as an inspiration for the melody, " American Land " bears a strong resemblence to the traditional Scottish song "Gallant Forty-Twa".
Click http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/sounds/gal40twa.mp3
for a performance of "Gallant Forty-Twa" by Plain Salt.
Bruce Springsteen first performed " American Land " towards the end of his US Tour supporting "The Seeger Sessions, and released " American Land " on "The Seeger Sessions American Land Edition."
Monday, October 22, 2007
SPRINGSTEEN LIVE @ UNITED CENTER TONIGHT
We will be there somewhere on the second level behind the stage, so hopefully they play more to the back of the stage and much less to the left. HAHAHA. That's a joke son. Maybe Michael Jordan can school Bruce on his famous quote about Republican buying sneakers too.
That would be nice. I guess it would be tough to voice displeasure if Bruce goes politico. I mean if you booooooooo, it sounds too much like Bruuuuuuuuuce, so maybe he's getting an over-inflated opinion of the importance of his political opinions.
For me, I wouldn't pay $95 a seat to hear Rush Limbaugh or Al Franken for that matter so I don't want my entertainment dollar turned into an opportunity for a political rally.
Just sing Boss. Just sing.
Friday, October 19, 2007
HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY - STOCK MARKET CRASH OF 1987
Wow, has it really been 20 years? I had been with Raymond James for six months when the roof caved in October 19 ,1987. The market slashed approximately 25% of the value of stock owners wealth in one day!
Today the market would have to decline 3,500 points to approximate 1987's carnage. Although, given the superstitious nature of market mavens and some of the recent headline bad news that comes along with a Presidential campaign, the market today appears to be off to a pretty good start to replicating some of the damage. JK, it's just another normal crappy day.
Interesting to look back and see how far an institution like the market has come in 20 years. We're told that with the circuit breakers that are in place, a crash like 1987 couldn't happen again. That always leads me to think that while it may not be "exactly" like the crash of the past, there is no reason to think that something "similar" could happen with somewhat more or less magnitude, given that we are dealing with human beings, who are driven by the same primal emotions of fear and greed that have driven these types of markets for as long as they've been around.
It's a game, like baseball or golf, that it seems like even those who do well in it are at times humbled by occasions like this, true "black swan" events that cause you to pause and wonder if you really know anything about the game. We've all heard of Hall of Fame players, when interviewed about the thoughts they go through when they're in a slump, say they wonder if they'll ever get a hit again. And that's the superstars!!
Sometimes you become a victim of your own analysis, or over-analysis. It becomes tough to decide what to do. During events like this you almost have to have the mind-set like the first responders during 9/11, rushing in while everyone is heading for the exits. And that is a tough mind-set to have.
In just the short time I've been managing my own retirement account, the worst mistakes I've made were selling good companies too soon even after they made me considerable amounts, but continued on after I sold them. Companies like PetroChina, CNOOC, Google, Penn National Gaming, Posco and Google were allowed to leave the fold and showed their displeasure by continuing to rise. More recently I lost LuluLemon right before they announce earnings and skyrocketed. Years ago I sold Sears right before Eddie Lambert stepped in and took control. But you have to look at where mistakes were made in order to avoid them in the future, regardless of how painful the introspection may be.
We'll see how this one goes, but if history serves as a guide, shortly after the 1987 Crash, the market recovered, returned to pre-crash levels in short order and catapulted to historically high levels and beyond throughout the 90's. Hopefully history repeats in this regard as well.
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CRASH OF '87!!!
Thursday, October 18, 2007
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE #2 RANKED USF BULLS
It's great to see Jim Leavitt and the University of South Florida Bulls rise to the #2 spot in the most recent college football polls. Leavitt started the program ten years ago, overseeing the operations from a trailer office.
Well, now it seems like that trailer can go back to some deserving local middle school where it will fit in better, because USF football has hit the big time. It started with the win on the road over Auburn, but they really caught the pollsters attention with wins over West Virginia and Louisville.
Leavitt has had to overcome the competitive disadvantage of recruiting against the Florida State universities such as Miami, Florida State and Florida as well as other fledgling football programs looking to muscle in on the action like Central Florida and Florida Atlantic. Both of those schools have hired storied football coaches like George O'Leary and Howard Schnellenberger to lift them.
Another significant hurdle that USF has overcome is what Maslow described as the "Jonah Complex" which simply stated is "a fear of success which keeps people from becoming self-actualized". Maslow believed that the Jonah Complex arose due to 1) a need for humility and 2)the emotional surge that fulfillment brings with us is too draining to experience on a constant basis. It becomes almost a fear of success or a thought that perhaps we aren't worthy of the success. In some instances it revolves around fear of the responsibility that comes with achieving greatness or potential. Greatness often seems dangerous and overwhelming (like looking into the sun).
“Those who would shine must learn to endure burning.”
-- Viktor Frankl
The Bulls won't have too much time to enjoy the lofty ranking. They will get to look look straight into the mirror Thursday night when they face Rutgers, a team that has travelled on this road that USF currently finds itself on. Hopefully, Coach Leavitt is able to continue to pilot them around the tailwinds and turbulence that flying at this altitude can bring.
GO BULLS!!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
MAYBE THE ROCKIES ARE GOD'S TEAM
The Rockies approach, as noted in a post from 2006 cited below, has paid off in spades. They are in the World Series.
The pressure now turns to the Devil Rays to get there. The Marlins have made it to the World Series and won. The Diamondbacks have made it and won. And now the Rockies have made it and have a punchers chance, a David vs. Goliath chance I suppose if the Red Sox make it. The Rockies get to take some time off and realign their pitching rotation, but you have to think that as hot as they are, they would just as soon keep playing everyday. Just a historically phenomenal stretch run just to make it to the playoffs. A one-game, do or die against Jake Peavy to get in and now quick dust offs of the Phillies and the D-Backs.
Looking ahead to the Big Show, can there be a better potential World Series match up than Cleveland - Rocks ?? It's meant to be. Two newbies, another team with a long string of futility could finally reward it fans patience, putting further pressure on the Giants and the Cubbies to participate.
GO ROCKIES!!
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THIS IS FROM JUNE 8, 2006 POST @ Yahoo Discussion Board:
Interesting stuff from Dave Zirin and the "Edge of Sports". It must be difficult
for them to distinguish between those that can talk the talk, and
those that can walk the walk.
Sure every player says, "I'm a warrior", "I have what
it takes". They all think they have the requisite work
ethic and character. Most don't know what the word
character means.
Baseball is the ultimate character game however. And
it doesn't necessarily build character as much as it
reveals it. Although for most players, true character
is not revealed until times are tough and they can't
make the tough decisions, the right decisions. Sooner
or later, true character is revealed.
It's good to see an organization applying this type of
litmus test to it's players. While I'm sure it won't
be applied perfectly, I'll bet they will be able to
get rid of a lot of "players" and find out who the
true players are.
Too many organizations have the philosophy "We'd draft
Charles Manson if he could hit the curve ball or run
the 40 in 4.4." Who wants to see scumbags like that
succeed?
Go get 'em Rockies..weed out those with weak
character, you'll be better off in the long run.
Thu Jun 8, 2006 11:09 pm
Go Tell it on the Rockies: Baseball's Faith-based Team
This article can be found on the web at
http://www.thenation.com/doc/20060619/zirin
by Dave Zirin
In Colorado, there stands a holy shrine called Coors
Field. On this
site, named for the holiest of beers, a team plays
that has been chosen
by Jesus Christ himself to play .500 baseball in the
National League
West. And if you don't believe me just ask the
manager, the general
manager, and the team's owner.
In a remarkable article from Wednesday's USA Today,
the Colorado
Rockies went public with the news that the
organization has been explicitly looking for players
with "character". And according to the Tribe of Coors,
"character" means accepting Jesus Christ as your
personal lord and savior. "We're nervous, to be honest
with you," Rockies General Manager Dan O'Dowd said.
"It's the first time we ever talked about these issues
publicly. The last thing we want to do is offend
anyone because of our beliefs." When people are
nervous that their beliefs will offend, its usually
because their beliefs are offensive.
As Rockies chairman and CEO Charlie Monfort said, "We
had to go to
hell and back to know where the Holy Grail is. We went
through a tough time and took a lot of arrows,"
Club president Keli McGregor McGregor chimed in, "Who
knows where we go from here? The ability to handle
success will be a big part of the
story, too. [Note to Keli: you're in fourth place.]
There will be
distractions. There will be things that can change
people. But we truly
do have something going on here. And (God's) using us
in a powerful
way."
Well, someone is using somebody, but it ain't God.
San Francisco
Giants first baseman-outfielder Mark Sweeney, who
spent 2003 and 2004 with the Rockies told Nightengale.
"You wonder if some people are going along with it
just to keep their jobs. Look, I pray every day. I
have faith. It's always been part of my life. But I
don't want something
forced on me. Do they really have to check to see
whether I have a
Playboy in my locker?"
Then there is manager Clint Hurdle and GM O'Dowd.
Hurdle who has guided the team to a Philistine 302-376
record since 2002, as well as fourth or fifth place
finishes every year, was rewarded with a 2007 contract
extension in the off-season. Hurdle also claims he
became a Christian three years ago and says, "We're
not going to hide it. We're not going to deny it. This
is who we are."
O'Dowd, who also received a contract extension,
believes that their
27-26 2006 record has resulted from the active
intervention of the
almighty. "You look at things that have happened to us
this year. You
look at some of the moves we made and didn't make. You
look at some of the games we're winning. Those aren't
just a coincidence. God has
definitely had a hand in this." Or maybe the
management that prays
together gets paid together.
O'Dowd and company bend over backwards in the article
to say they are "tolerant" of other views on the club,
but that's contradicted by
statements like this from CEO Montfort: "I don't want
to offend anyone,
but I think character-wise we're stronger than anyone
in baseball.
Christians, and what they've endured, are some of the
strongest people
in baseball. I believe God sends signs, and we're
seeing those."
Assumedly, Shawn Green (Jew), Ichiro Suzuki (Shinto),
or any of the
Godless players from Cuba don't have the "character"
Montfort is
looking for.
Also, there are only two African-American players on
the Rockies active roster. Is this because Montfort
doesn't think Black
players have character? Does the organization endorse
the statement of their stadium's namesake William
Coors, who told a group of black
businessmen in 1984 that Africans "... lack the
intellectual capacity
to succeed, and it's taking them down the tubes"?
These are admittedly
difficult questions. But they are the questions that
need to be posed
when the wafting odor of discrimination clouds the
air.
Then there are the fans. I spoke with journalist Tom
Krattenmaker who
has studied the connection between religion and
sports. Krattenmaker
said, "I have concerns about what this
Christianization of the Rockies
means for the community that supports the team in and
around Denver--a community in which evangelical
Christians are probably a minority, albeit a large and
influential one. Taxpayers and ticket-buyers in a
religiously diverse community have a right not to see
their team--a quasi-public resource--used for the
purpose of advancing a specific form of religion. Have
the Colorado Rockies become a faith-based
organization? This can be particularly problematic
when the religion in question is one that makes
exclusive claims and sometimes denigrates the validity
of other belief systems."
You might think MLB Commissioner Bud Selig would have
something
stirring to say about this issue. But Bud, who hasn't
actually
registered a pulse since 1994, only said meekly, "They
have to do what
they feel is right."
It's not surprising Bud would play it soft. First and
foremost, Bud's number one commandment is "Thou shall
not criticize the team owners." Also Bud and Major
League Baseball are experimenting for the first time
this year with something called "Faith Days at the
Park." As if last season's Military Appreciation
Night's weren't enough, the New York Times reported
yesterday that this summer "the religious promotions
will hit Major League Baseball. The Atlanta Braves are
planning three Faith Days this season, the Arizona
Diamondbacks one. The Florida Marlins have tentatively
scheduled a Faith Night for September. These religious
promotions are attractive to owners because they
leverage a market of evangelical Christians who are
accustomed to mass worship in stadiums at events
staged by sports-driven proselytizers like the Promise
Keepers and Athletes in Action.
As part of the MLB promotion, local churches will get
discounted
tickets to family-friendly evenings of music and
sports with a
Christian theme. And in return, they mobilize their
vast infrastructure
of e-mail and phone lists, youth programs and
chaperones, and of course their bus fleets, to help
fill the stands."
At one of the Faith Days in Atlanta, the team will
sell special
vouchers. After the game, the stands will be cleared
and then only
those with the specially purchased vouchers can be
readmitted. Those
lucky chosen "will be treated to an hour and a half of
Christian music
and a testimonial from the ace pitcher John Smoltz."
Smoltz is the
player who in 2004, opined on gay marriage to the
Associated Press
saying, "What's next? Marrying an animal?" Good times
for the whole
family.
The Rockies right now are a noxious reflection of a
time in US history
when generals speak of crusades, and the President
recounts his
personal conversations with Yahweh. ("You're doing a
heckuva job
Goddy!")
If Monfort, O'Dowd, and Hurdle want to pray on their
own time, more
power to them. But the ballpark isn't a church. John
Smoltz isn't a
preacher And fans aren't a flock. Instead using their
position of
commercial power to field a God Squad, the Rockies
might want to think about getting some decent players.
There was once this guy named Babe Ruth. Not too much
for the religion, and his character was less than
sterling. But I hear he could play some decent ball.
Dave Zirin is the author of "'What's My Name Fool?'":
Sports and Resistance in the United States. He is
speaking at the conference Socialism 2006, June 22-25,
in New York City, with Etan Thomas and Toni Smith. See
www.socialismconference.org. Contact him at
dave@edgeofsports.com
Friday, October 12, 2007
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
I think I'd plunk down a few $$'s on the Cardinals or Devil Rays at these odds.
Interesting article from
From BaseballProspectus.com "Where Will Barry Bonds End Up in 2008" by Nate Silver
Based on a variety of factors related to need, money, culture, and geography, this is how I’d set the odds.
Padres 4-1
A’s 5-1
[Retirement] 6-1
Angels 10-1
Tigers 12-1 (Leyland's quotes would seem to take them out)
Giants 12-1 (Sabean's and McGowna's quotes would seem to take them out)
Orioles 25-1
Diamondbacks 50-1
Mariners 50-1
Rangers 50-1
White Sox 50-1
Indians 50-1
Yankees 50-1
Red Sox 75-1
Pirates 100-1
Braves 100-1
Cardinals 100-1
Mets 150-1
Devil Rays 150-1
Blue Jays 200-1
Phillies 200-1
Astros 200-1
Cubs 200-1
Brewers 200-1
Nationals 300-1
Dodgers 300-1
Twins 500-1
Reds 500-1
Rockies 1000-1
Royals 2000-1
Marlins 5000-1
Friday, October 05, 2007
CUBS FANS WILL ALWAYS HAVE THIS GOIN' FOR THEM, WHICH IS NICE
In the immortal words of Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) from Caddyshack I:
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
So now the Cubs very quickly are down 0-2 in the series. But the Cubs have this goin' for them, which is nice:
The series is coming back to Chicago, where maybe the young D-Backs will get distracted and transfixed by the young T-backs in the Wrigley crowd, as demonstrated here: