CUBS FANS WILL ALWAYS HAVE THIS GOIN' FOR THEM, WHICH IS NICE

In the immortal words of Carl Spackler (Bill Murray) from Caddyshack I:

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

So now the Cubs very quickly are down 0-2 in the series. But the Cubs have this goin' for them, which is nice:

The series is coming back to Chicago, where maybe the young D-Backs will get distracted and transfixed by the young T-backs in the Wrigley crowd, as demonstrated here: