ZITO AND GIANT PITCHING COACH DAVE RIGHETTI, GIDDY AFTER ZITO'S FIRST WIN, DECIDE TO SEARCH FOR GOLD OR OIL ON THE BULLPEN PITCHING MOUND.
Barry Zito broke his season-long schneid yesterday versus the Florida Marlins by actually winning a baseball game for the Giants. Zito improves his record to 1-8 and ends season long speculation that he would finish the campaign win less.
A Marlin player who did not want to be identified said, "Yeah he had his stuff, if you could call it 'stuff', working today. He had us off balance all night. I mean we were expecting big-league stuff and we get American Legion pus. WTF, you know what I mean? We just couldn't make the adjustment in time."
The feisty Marlin continued, "I mean, you try and adjust from your big-league swing back to your high school or little league swing in nine innings. It's hard to do. Luckily, there's only one Zito, so it's really not worth messing with your mechanics for just one game, you know what I mean? Like a knuckle-baller."
So the train wreck continues, albeit with an occasional speed bump called victory thrown in just to tease the masses.
Your San Francisco Giants, celebrating 50 years of futility the only way they know how, by piling on more futility as far as the future of this franchise can see.
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