DEAD GOAT HUNG AT WRIGLEY FIELD

http://www.nbcchicago.com/sports/baseball/cubs/Dead-Goat-Hung-at-Wrigley-Field.html

A dead goat was found hanging on a statute of Harry Caray outside Wrigley Field early Monday on the North Side, and it's not the first time.

A similar incident occurred in 2007, police said.

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The Slav's Baseball Blog has in it's possession the following composite sketch of the person authorities believe to be responsible for both incidents. The person aka "Three" or "3" for short is apparently a well-known community agitator.

The composite sketch was obtained from four visually impaired eyewitness. Police would not comment on reports that the four eyewitnesses were the umpiring crew for the Cubs home opener.


SKETCH OF SUSPECT TAUNTING POLICE BEFORE CRIME

When reached for comment, the suspect said "Those coppers can't pin anything on me. Who believes in curses anyway? Why don't those bums just get some better ballplayers and then these local goats can rest in peace, no pun intended"

Currently, the suspect remains at large, the goat's remains remain dead and police are expected to make arrests shortly.

WELCOME TO OPENING DAY IN CHICAGO!!!