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Saturday, June 05, 2010

Missing Persons Alert: Blackhawks LW Dustin Byfuglein


MISSING PERSONS ALERT!!!

LOST: Chicago LW Dustin Byfuglein

LOCATION: Chicago, IL

MISSING SINCE: The San Jose Series

AGE: 25

MISSING FROM: The Blackhawks Offense

SEX: Male

HEIGHT: 6-3

WEIGHT: 245

BIRTH DATE: 3/27/1985

CLOTHING DESCRIPTION: Blackhawks Jersey #33

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: see if he knows where Toews and Kane are.

PLEASE CALL: The Chicago Blackhawks if you have any information about the whereabouts of DUSTIN BYFUGLEIN

LAST SEEN: In front of the net, creating havoc in the San Jose series. Unconfirmed reports of sporadic appearances in the Stanley Cup Finals being checked into submission by Chris Pronger.

IF FOUND: Please return to the United Center, Chicago in time for Game 5 vs. the Flyers, No questions asked.

IF CONTACTED: Please tell Dustin we love him, we miss him and we need him back.

GO BLACKHAWKS!!!

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