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Monday, November 29, 2010

Steve Johnson blames God for dropping the ball


OMG. This is wrong on so many levels. First of all Mr. Johnson, don't blame God for the dropsies. Blame your hands, FEET!!

Or blame your QB, who had the tenacity to keep throwing the ball to you even though, if the replay clip below is to be believed, you had dropped four other passes leading up to this one!!

God was apparently trying to tell you and the rest of your team that the ball should not have been coming your way. Y'all just weren't listening well enough.

Plus, player please, it's so obvious you don't know how to use your hands for the purposes that God made them -- aside from the five drops -- because everyone knows that God doesn't use Twitter.

If you're so into God that you're praising him 24-7 and all, you should know that the accepted form of communication with God is to put YOUR HANDS together and pray to Him.

God Bless You, Steve. And praise the Lord.

Steve Johnson Blames God for Missing Touchdown Catch

http://www.sportsrageous.com/steve-johnson-blames-god-for-missing-touchdown-catch-11-29-2010

But after leaving the locker room that night, an inconsolable Johnson still had more to say. He took to Twitter and blamed God that he didn’t catch the football.

“I PRAISE YOU 24/7!!!!! AND THIS IS HOW YOU DO ME!!!!! YOU EXPECT ME TO LEARN FROM THIS??? HOW???!!! ILL NEVER FORFET THIS!! EVER!!! THX THO…”

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