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Friday, August 01, 2014

MEMO TO GIANTS STAFF: Subject - WTH is going on out here?

http://youtu.be/4V0TYIO6yv4

Vince Lombardi - What the hell's going on out here?

There should be more calls into the principals (Bruce Bochy) office aside from Brandon Crawford. Perhaps prior to calling the individuals players in for a pep talk, management should also call in the hitting coaches throughout the organization and ask them why prospects and guys that get significant playing time like:

Brandon Crawford, Brandon Belt, Gregor Blanco, Joaquin Arias, Hector Sanchez, Tyler Colvin, Juan Perez, Ehire Arianza, Adam Duvall and Joe Panik (leaving aside for a moment Brandon Hicks and Dan Uggla) 

CANNOT OUTHIT OR OUTSLUG MADISON BUMGARNER!?!?!


Ángel Pagán6324137741413191929113.307.356.411.767
Hunter Pence1094407312723613423479104.289.343.457.800
Buster Posey98355401001801254344401.282.343.434.776
Pablo Sandoval105386481071721245286100.277.326.425.751
Michael Morse10535938992611549239900.276.328.479.807
Madison Bumgarner23477122031211900.255.280.489.769
Gregor Blanco942412459831192453104.245.321.315.636
Brandon Belt461652240501023134831.242.304.455.758
Ehire Adrianza53971023600552211.237.279.299.578
Brandon Crawford1043334178148845448733.234.321.396.718
Tyler Colvin57139163110321884510.223.268.381.650
Joe Panik237061520057800.214.282.243.525
Adam Duvall124028102301300.200.220.375.595
Héctor Sánchez661638328032885501.196.237.301.538
Joaquín Árias75131825200851610.191.219.206.425
Brandon Hicks71204273361822327701.162.280.319.599
Juan Pérez384677201221601.152.204.261.465

We only have five guys ( 5 freaking guys!! ) in the entire organization (Pagan, Pence, Posey, Sandoval, Morse) who can out hit and out slug a pitcher? 

Note: Sandoval and Pagan aren't even out slugging him at this point. Thankfully they are out hitting him. 

SERIOUSLY, I ASK YOU, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE?

Respectfully Submitted,

The Slav


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