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Tuesday, January 29, 2008

YAHOO BEATS ESPN--YAAAAAAHOOOOOOO!!!



http://sports.yahoo.com/

There's a new WWLIS, at least according to comScore Media Metrix. This is more than enough for me to proclaim--in the words of ESPN dick-head Dana Jacobson--F*ck Dana Jacobson, F*ck the WWLIS moniker, F*ck ESPN. There can't possibly be a more concentrated collection of morons, cretins and self-indulgent misfits anywhere on the planet.
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http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/122/yahoos-rally-cry.html

So far, so good. Yahoo beat "the worldwide leader" in unique visitors in August, September, and November 2007, according to comScore (NASDAQ:SCOR) Media Metrix. In the money game, according to a private Nielsen/NetRatings AdRelevance report obtained by Fast Company, both Yahoo Sports and ESPN.com generated about $80 million in ad revenue through the first three quarters of last year. (Nielsen, ESPN, and Yahoo wouldn't comment.) No wonder CEO Jerry Yang cites Sports as part of his goal of "becoming the starting point for the most consumers on the Internet."
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And take your weak-assed apologies--Ms. Jacobson and ESPN--and shove them up your collective asses. And chase said apology with the vodka bottle which, in your mind, fueled the burst of religious bigotry you characterize as "humor". On second thought, why punish the vodka bottle, without it--and the lubricant it provides to ones inhibitions--we may never have learned the extent of your true feelings. Have a great career, my dear.

Maybe you should ask Michael Richards for career and/or PR advice. Disgusting little pukes.

JACOBSON'S STORY AND "APOLOGY" FROM SportsbyBrooks.com:
http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/jacobson-thinks-media-exaggerated-her-rant-15671

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