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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

Brian Wilson signs with Dodgers - McCovey Chronicles


Well, really couldn't see that one coming, could we? The Beard becomes the Dodgers next bitch.

As only Grant Brisbee at the McCovey Chronicles can put it.

from McCovey Chronicles:
Brian Wilson signs with Dodgers - McCovey Chronicles:
Gross.
That's the only possible reaction. Gross. Well, there's also rage and sadness and disbelief. Help yourself to any of those. I'm sticking with gross. This is your mom getting drunk and making out with Tommy Chong, but with more hair.
If you want to take the analogy further, this move during this season is like your mom making out with Chong in the back of the court while you're getting arraigned for larceny. It's awful, unspeakably awful, and then you have to look in the back and see that?
Gross.
'via Blog this'

For me personally, this is Mark Bavaro in a Philadelphia Eagles uniform bad.

It is just so wrong. WRONG, WRONG, WRONG!!!


How wrong is it?

It is so wrong that, as much as I don't wish harm on anybody -- First pitch, grab the elbow, career ending injury.

Or even better. First pitch, someone lines one right back up the box, goes right through that hideous beard and sticks him right in the neck.  Turns his Adam's Apple into applesauce.

Playing with some seriously bad karma here Beard. Hope you know what you're doing.

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